Things I Should Have Included in my School Application

1.  I am only 110 pounds.
2.  I am only 5 feet, 3 inches tall.
3.  I will bring my own pencils.
4.  I will bring my own paper. 
5.  I legitimately like learning.
6.  I am fairly well-educated already.
7.  I know how to use the metric system.
8.  I like using the metric system.
9.  I don't like McDonald's.
10.  I appreciate British history.
11.  I will bring my own desk.
12.  I will bring my own food.
13.  I will bring my own water.
13.  I will bring my own tissues.
14.  I will bring my own trash can.
15.  I will bring my own oxygen if I have to!

I am not a stupid American, and I don't take up very much space.  How can you possibly not have room for me?!